How to Button Your Crappy Pants Properly

I have some cheap, crappy pants that I wear every morning when walking our two dogs. Thankfully, our dogs are not embarrassed to be seen with me in my cheap, crappy pants.

After returning from a walk one morning, as I was changing my clothes, the button popped right off my cheap, crappy pants.

Because of my exemplary sewing skills, I DO know how to sew a button on! After hunting for a needle and thread, replacing the button, and then admiring my handiwork, I set the cheap, crappy pants aside for wearing on the next day’s walk.

When I went to put the cheap, crappy pants on the next morning, I laughed my ass off at the way I had sewn the button on:

I decided to leave the pants that way, because, as I’ve said, they’re cheap, and crappy, and absolutely fine for early morning dog walks. But, oh my gosh, is that silly, or what??

Have you ever messed up something so simple?